Married Sex

What is Married Sex?

1.

The redundant sex that results after several years of marriage. It is not necessarily bad, just boring. You know she likes "this" and she knows you like "that" so all you do is "this and that". There tends to be no deviation from the set pattern after several years and all foreplay disappears. Undress, lie down, hump (only 1-2 positions allowable), and done.

Me: "I wanted to 69 with the wife last night and get out the ropes but all I got was married sex."

Friend: "Bummer, man. That must have been boring!"

See sex
24

Random Words:

Split The Pole
1. When you walking in a groug and one half goes to the left and one goes to the right of the pole. Conisderd bad luck. Hey man Johnny sai..
Read more
Ole Brown Eye
1. it that anus! yeah! its brown, when poop comes out! "i kicked him in his brown eye, and ruined my shoe." See tlm..
Read more
Krizzon
1. A varient of chronic. Sup yo. I gots da krizzon, where's da bizzong?..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free