Marriedified Edit Meaning

1. never, or when you get around to it...especially useful when someone is trying to impose on you. Susan wanted me to drop everything and..

1. Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually..

1. Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties. A man sits on the toilet to take a crapbut not payin..