Mars Bar Edit Meaning

1.

A man who is extremely in love with themselves. They may wear fake tan or go on the sunbeds.

Look at that Mars Bar over there with his fake tan on.

See poser, bandit, fake, tan

2.

a chocolate covered sweet bar

mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"

marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"

3.

Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face

" Haw you ya prick, al gie you a mars bar oan yer mush if ye geez any mer cheek"

4.

Slang for homosexual man - I don't need to draw you a picture....

Sort of like fudge packer. Nobody needs to picture that. Seriously.

"You're moving to Darlinghurst??!! What, are you a Mars Bar now or something??"

See sideways

5.

slang word for scar beat that ha!

so how's ben gettin on with his mars bar

See mars, bar

6.

Excrement, or pertaining to defecation.

I'm just going to the toilet to do a mars bar.

7.

pakistani penis

that man had a mars bar 'ewww'

See paki, chocolate, arab, cock