Mars Bar Up A Closie

What is Mars Bar Up A Closie?


1.

On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.

That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie


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