Mars Delight

What is Mars Delight?

when a guy buyes a Mars bar, breaks it in half, then jerks off in to the middle, wates for a while then puts the two halves back together.

he then proceeds to give the marsbar to his girlfriend, then he gigles as she munches her way towards the delightful center.

" dude, she's nearly at the middle!"

"no way, you mars delighted her!"

See mars, delight, jizz, cum, bar, chocolate

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