Marsbar Tennis

What is Marsbar Tennis?

The Art of Placing a Frozen Mars bar up ones arse then shitting it into someone else willing arse. Practised by gay monkeys

Jesus Christ tom !look those monkeys are playing a spot of Marsbar tennis

See sexual, choc, monkeys, sex, perversion

Unpredictable

1. Not predictable; unable to tell what is coming next. My work schedule is so unpredictable. See random, predictable, same, crazy, insan..

Quift

1. A combination of the words quick and swift. We gotta be in and out, let's do the quift. See quick, swift, poop, seamen, cum 1. ..

Blood Thrust

1. Blood thrusting is the act of going out to fuck virgins. In case you didn't know, first times can be painful, maybe even bloody &q..

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