Marsbar Tennis

What is Marsbar Tennis?

The Art of Placing a Frozen Mars bar up ones arse then shitting it into someone else willing arse. Practised by gay monkeys

Jesus Christ tom !look those monkeys are playing a spot of Marsbar tennis

See sexual, choc, monkeys, sex, perversion

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Yftb

1. Acronym for Yo Fuck That Bitch. self explanatory "Girl dumped you? YFTB" See yftb, yo, fuck, that, bitch..

Growler Toweller

1. an excessively attentive male, given to wiping cock snot semen, sperm, jizm from his wife's cunt twat, snatch after intercourse. ..

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