Marsbar Tennis

What is Marsbar Tennis?

The Art of Placing a Frozen Mars bar up ones arse then shitting it into someone else willing arse. Practised by gay monkeys

Jesus Christ tom !look those monkeys are playing a spot of Marsbar tennis

See sexual, choc, monkeys, sex, perversion

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