What is Marshall Hitt?
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He puffs people's shlongs. He walks, he talks; he eats, he sleeps; he puffs shlongs. He once dated a girl fatter than him. He ate ashes. He puffs shlongs. He loves Jason Mannings and blood. He puts ponies in bathtubs and plays "Naked Sailor". He is my friend, and he puffs shlongs.
He is fat, fat like none other.
Random Words:
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YOUR PENIS, OR THAT OF WHICH YOU USE TO INJECT FEMAIL CERVIX WITH YOUR DIGGY JUICE
"YO THIS GIRL IS ABOUT TO CHOP UP MY DIGGY BRAN..
