What is Marshmellowface?
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An invitingly pokeable yet disturbing/deformed surface, usually found on men over 30 who relive their youth through neighbours and unsuspecting innocent passers by.....poor sods....
See that bloke over there in his slacks and loafers trying to spin some banging tunes ibiza style...got a bit of a marshmellowface hasn't he?!?!?
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A person of the opposite sex who is nice from afar,
but far from nice.
Ohio Factor etymology: You 'Oh!' at beauty, say "..
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1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
Joe is a jerk, I heard..