Mårt

What is Mårt?


1.

1.(noun) A shop with a gas stationin front of it run by Red dot Indians, Muslims, Asians, and Mexicans. Usually remains open all 24 hours of the day. Often has catchy names like 7-11, Extramile, Jiffy Mart, and such.

After shopping there or paying for your gas the attendant says,"Tank you calm al gain," while raising his hand lifting his index and middle finder.

Kid 1,"Where'd you get that pack of swishers?"

Kid 2,"I posted up the mart near the factory and shoulder tapped this bum, told him he could keep the change."

See shop, mart, mexican, indian, asian, muslim, 7-11, gas station

2.

mårt (mohrt), mårting, mårted

verb: To write extremely compact and eloquent code in an exceedingly short amount of time.

adjective: Program code written in such a manner.

see also: mårten

"wow, Greg really knows how to mårt code"

"I'll have the module finished for you by the end of the day, I'm gonna hunker down and mårt it."

"Take a look at this function. Is it mårt or what!?"

See mårt, beautiful, fast, eloquent, optimal

3.

Noun. A mart is a friend.

English slang deriving from the english term "mate". Usualy used by teenagers and chavs of all ages.

Lottie- Hey up Mart!

Jess- Hello my best mart!

See friend, mate, buds, particular

4.

Mouth-Fart, while Making out, or French Kissing you & your partners lips seperate and make a fart noise. Very embarrasing.

Guy 1:Aww man I was Mackin on my girl last night when we tottally MARTED it was hilarious.

Guy 2:WTF is a Mart?!

Guy 1:You know a mouth fart?

Guy 2:Oooh HAHAHAH Douchebag!

See make out, makeout, frenching, snog, tongue, Jimmypoo

5.

n. A particularly pungent and aromatic belch. A mouth fart.

v. To emit a gaseous stench from one's mouth, as from a fart.

Braaappp!! Man, that mart stunk.

See mart, mouthfart, fart, burp, belch, brainfart, queef


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