What is Marter?
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A marter is a muted farter who later admits to his or her flatulence. He or she will fart silently, but later admit to it in order to restore order to the crowd who are trying to find the culprit.
The word comes from both Martyr ( to die for ones beliefs ), and Muted-Farter.
Person 1 : Ahh that stinks, but I didn't hear it! Who did that?
Person 2 : Eugh that's gross!
Person 3 : Who did that?
Person 4 : Not me!
Person 2 : Not me!
Person 5 : It was I, I am the marter.
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