Martha

What is Martha?


1.

a beautiful girl that is often mistaken for being quiet but is definitely not.

-meaning: one who is beautiful, inside and out.

-of the roman decent

Martha hottness girl beauty lovable bestfriend

See girl, love, beauty, hott, italy

2.

(noun)a term used to describe a girl who's a genuine badass; a successful independent woman who doesn't take crap from no one and is well respected by everyone; everyone she meets loves her and just flat out envies how bad-ass she is; may be used in adj. form

The new girl applied to the new teaching program and was such a bad-ass that she got in; the interviewers were stunned by her sense of martha-ness.

See badass

3.

To thoroughly clean something

OMG The folks are coming over. You go to the store while I martha the place.

See clean, scour, dust, wash, dight

4.

Taken from Rastabilly Skank's third album 'Martha' describing the sexual arousal experienced at receiving emails from crazy women.

When he saw his inbox he got such a Martha it hurt.

See martha, skank, erection, wonderful, inbox, box

5.

When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.

After screwing Nikki I didn't have time for a shower so I had Kelli just give me a Martha instead.

See head, sex, shower, martha stewart

6.

When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.

After screwing Nikki I had Kelli give me a martha so I wouldn't have to shower.

See head, sex, girls, shower

7.

Taken from Rastabilly Skank's third album 'Martha' describing the sexual arousal experienced at receiving emails from crazy women.

When he saw his inbox he got such a Martha it hurt.

See erect, crazy, wanker


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