Martha Mayhem

What is Martha Mayhem?

When a man with a hooked purple dick tries to slap you across the face.

'That Miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a Martha mayhem.'

Oh My Lord Allah

1. say this when ur feeling crazy, like in a crazy hyper mood Rapphie:were going to mckiver river Me:Oh my lord allah! See seff, youssef..

Phone Head

1. Getting head over the phone Man 1: get the girl next door to you to give me phone head Man 2: hah Man 2: no, she couldn't handle..

^3^/

1. A huggy kissy moe smiley! I love yew! (^3^)/ See moe, smiley, kissy, huggy, kiss, hug..

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