Martha Mayhem

What is Martha Mayhem?

When a man with a hooked purple dick tries to slap you across the face.

'That Miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a Martha mayhem.'

Lego Car

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Keaker

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Tubaman

1. A guy that has sex with mothers, and fucks them so hard that afterwards their queafs sound like a tuba is playing. Damn that is one goo..

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