Martha Mayhem

What is Martha Mayhem?

When a man with a hooked purple dick tries to slap you across the face.

'That Miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a Martha mayhem.'

Contellectual

1. What I thoughtg Diana Ross was singing in "I'm Coming Out" Has become a mainstay in my vocabulary for no particular reas..

Impossipussy

1. A girl that is simply unattainable. Varies person to person. Guy 1: Dude, I'm going on a date with Sarah tonight. Hopefully we c..

Quack Off

1. masturbate achieving "it" by hand I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off. 1...

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