Martha Mayhem

What is Martha Mayhem?

When a man with a hooked purple dick tries to slap you across the face.

'That Miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a Martha mayhem.'

Sanders

1. a well-respected, brilliant leader of men, but a teddy bear at heart. It's probably why it's the name over Winnie the Pooh&ap..

Chrisma-fying

1. The act of putting up Christmasdecorations around your house and turning it from dull to extravagent. Michael was chrisma-fying his hou..

Un-polar

1. Un-polar, the oppisite of bi-polar. Someone who is having a good day who is usually having a bad day. My cat is actually un-polar today..

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