What is Martha Stewart?
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1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.
2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.
2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
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After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.
"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."
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A Jail wife/bitch that will keep the cell smelling spring-time fresh as well as looking warm and inviting.
By adding a simple wood veneer lampshade to the caged light, Martha was able to warmth and color to the cold gray concrete cell.
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An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at
You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.
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stock exchange trading slang for screwing up a trade.
aw crap, i just pulled a martha stewart on the stock exchange.
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Chick who got sent to prison.
Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)
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To fix or make better than previously was.
I'm gonna Martha Stewart your twat! It's a good thing!
