What is Martha-boner?
1.
something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.
See
Random Words:
1.
A variation of the common Shocker, in which the pinky finger is inserted into the anus while the ring and middle finger penetrate the va..
1.
1. A woman with the 'condition' of being ridiculously attracted (generally sexually) to a soldierin uniform.
2. A Woman who ..
