What is Martha-boner?
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something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.
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