What is Martha-boner?
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something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.
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1. Someone you are having casual sex with, a "fuckbuddy" or "bedbuddy".
2. Someone you are cheating on your S.O. wi..
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sexual relations between a person and any part of Nature. common to bestiality, only with plants.
tree, plant, vegetable, etc.
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