What is Martha-boner?
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something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.
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To have hard nipples that are seen through your shirt.
"Dude, I'm smuggling tic-tacs. It's cold"
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the act of elevating ones head above a crowd and rotating it, scanning the room in search of their object of affection
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