Marti Morris

What is Marti Morris?


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when a person asks one of his close friends to shit in his eye resulting in swelling and eventually a wonkey eye.

MARTI MORRIS=a person that lives on the isle of wight and is able to look in two different directions at the same time

if you see a person in the street with a wonkey eye beware it may be marti morris.


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