What is Marti Morris?
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when a person asks one of his close friends to shit in his eye resulting in swelling and eventually a wonkey eye.
MARTI MORRIS=a person that lives on the isle of wight and is able to look in two different directions at the same time
if you see a person in the street with a wonkey eye beware it may be marti morris.
Random Words:
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1.A women with soft, huggable boobies.
2.A loving nickname for your female partner.
Melissa, your my snuggle tits...
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When your trying to decide between different options... Kind of like an oscillating fan going back and forth, back and forth...
Tomorro..
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The expression used when accidentally nailing a ninja to a cat and missing, thus hitting your partner, or lover, or Harry Munro
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