What is Marti Morris?
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when a person asks one of his close friends to shit in his eye resulting in swelling and eventually a wonkey eye.
MARTI MORRIS=a person that lives on the isle of wight and is able to look in two different directions at the same time
if you see a person in the street with a wonkey eye beware it may be marti morris.
Random Words:
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adjective often used in reference to ninjas
Ninjas are awesome, and by awesome I mean totally sweet.
See terd ferguson..