Martian Breakfast

What is Martian Breakfast?

When a guy pleasures a girl with his tongue after consuming an entire bag of pop rocks.

It felt amazing last night when Brandon gave me a martian breakfast.

See muff dive, eat out, heaven

Two Beers

1. The amount of alcohol any drunk driver will tell the police officer he/she has had, in response to the question "Have you been drin..

Nutwacker

1. one who is beyond the realm of mad, crazy or insane; an internet troll. Once she ran out of medication she turned into a total nutwacke..

Knob Bobber

1. someone (usually used to describe a girl) who gives alot of head to men. "katy is a real knob bobber" See knob, bob, fellati..

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