Martian Law Edit Meaning

1. Water that is past its expiration date. "Can I have a glass of water please?" *spits it out* "H2WOAH...no thanks"..

1. Same as dammit or a an expression of dissapointment. Curse word used mainly by rednecks to express being pissed off. Dogonnit, my hors..

1. A person, usually female, who lacks the appropriate amount of musculature in the gluteus maximus, i.e. (s)he has nor booty.Bastardizatio..