Martian Tan

What is Martian Tan?

Coined on the "Bob & Tom Show". A sexual position when someone has a baby on your face.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best time last night with Jenny.

Guy 2: Anything interesting happen...?

Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Martian Tan.

Guy 2: NICE!!!

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Cum Thief

1. A girl who takes all your Jizz through means such as Fucking, Sucking or even a cheeky five knuckle Shuffle until you have nothing left ..

Lunchmeating

1. acting like a lunchmeat eg, talking loudly on cell phone about stupid, pointless shit, or just acting like a dumb ditz Look at all tho..

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