Martian Tan

What is Martian Tan?

Coined on the "Bob & Tom Show". A sexual position when someone has a baby on your face.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best time last night with Jenny.

Guy 2: Anything interesting happen...?

Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Martian Tan.

Guy 2: NICE!!!

Immaccident

1. The accidental removal of too much hair when using hair removal cream such as Immac, resulting in total baldness of the lady garden area..

70's Earth Momma Muff

1. when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's. GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH ..

Dumb Shit

1. someone who is almost retarded. jessica: i can't be in crafts class, i'm not crafty. kyle: you don't have to be fucking..

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