Martian Tan

What is Martian Tan?

Coined on the "Bob & Tom Show". A sexual position when someone has a baby on your face.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best time last night with Jenny.

Guy 2: Anything interesting happen...?

Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Martian Tan.

Guy 2: NICE!!!

Quirp

1. A very sleazy pussy fart Man I just quirped in his face. 1. A very sleazy pussy fart Man I just quirped in his face...

Quoaf

1. Alternate spelling of quofe. noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart. ver..

Pftb

1. Peeing From The Butt To have explosive diarhea so loose it feels like you are peeing from the butt. Jebus...I drank so much last night..

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