Martian Tan

What is Martian Tan?

Coined on the "Bob & Tom Show". A sexual position when someone has a baby on your face.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best time last night with Jenny.

Guy 2: Anything interesting happen...?

Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Martian Tan.

Guy 2: NICE!!!

Lexes

1. somebody that lies; yet the lies are quite funny, rapid speaker; not afraid of bugs and or animals. stop lying! your acting like a lexe..

A-12

1. basically its "shit" "Pick up the dog's a-12 off the porch ass fuck!" See shit, caca, poop, turd..

Tug-boat Tango

1. while tity-fucking the woman pulls the dick through her squezzed together breast(tugging motion) its tity fucking only the guy lets the..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Martian Tan Edit Meaning