Martian Tan

What is Martian Tan?

Coined on the "Bob & Tom Show". A sexual position when someone has a baby on your face.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best time last night with Jenny.

Guy 2: Anything interesting happen...?

Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Martian Tan.

Guy 2: NICE!!!

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