Martian Tan

What is Martian Tan?

Coined on the "Bob & Tom Show". A sexual position when someone has a baby on your face.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best time last night with Jenny.

Guy 2: Anything interesting happen...?

Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Martian Tan.

Guy 2: NICE!!!

W00tism

1. the religion in which one strives to be as awesome as the mythical Bradmonkey The greatest being in existence through prayer meditation ..

Japanese Subway

1. When you connect pvc pipe to a females pussy and throw micro-machines down the pipe creating a subway. Hot Wheels are the best for this..

Tall Ones

1. another phrase which means boobs. Your tall ones are very nice looking. See boobs, tall, breasts..

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