What is Martians?
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Those that inhabit my office, i.e. my coworkers.
Said Martians can be detected by listening for incessant laughter at boss's bad jokes, or at anything he says, or laughing at anything for that matter.
Creatures are also known to constantly smile and use exclamation points after every sentence. Every fucking sentence.
Me: You people are from another fucking planet.
Martians: GREAT!! HAHAHA!! LOL!!! : ) ;) THANKS!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Me: Seriously, what's wrong with you people?
Random Words:
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hot men that gay men, or horny girls want to eat
sean totally went after that piece of hunkymanfood
See brad pitt, whats-her-nuts, aus..
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Member of the street military. You.
"The Light-green Soldiers sound like Crayola Crayon workers on strike."
Shut the fuck up..
