Martians

What is Martians?


1.

Those that inhabit my office, i.e. my coworkers.

Said Martians can be detected by listening for incessant laughter at boss's bad jokes, or at anything he says, or laughing at anything for that matter.

Creatures are also known to constantly smile and use exclamation points after every sentence. Every fucking sentence.

Me: You people are from another fucking planet.

Martians: GREAT!! HAHAHA!! LOL!!! : ) ;) THANKS!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

Me: Seriously, what's wrong with you people?


8

Random Words:

1. The process of placing a scrambled egg on a bagel Has some kind of omulation taken place Chris when making that bacon and egg mc muffin..
1. a cocky, sarcastic way of saying good job to anyone in an online forum...mainly the bodybuilding MISC section. It can be said to anyone..
1. A lone hair that protrudes from one of your nostrils. Occurs on men who don't keep their nose hairs trimmed. May be more evident ..