What is Martians?
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Those that inhabit my office, i.e. my coworkers.
Said Martians can be detected by listening for incessant laughter at boss's bad jokes, or at anything he says, or laughing at anything for that matter.
Creatures are also known to constantly smile and use exclamation points after every sentence. Every fucking sentence.
Me: You people are from another fucking planet.
Martians: GREAT!! HAHAHA!! LOL!!! : ) ;) THANKS!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Me: Seriously, what's wrong with you people?
Random Words:
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The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent..
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Multiple of discrepancy.
There are several discrepancies between the fixed asset register (up to 2nd of May, 2004) and the fixed asset ..
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Jail, prison, some general place
1. Hey what happened to your boy, Dre?
Awww Mike, he got sent up the way.
2. Where is the house?
it..
