What is Martians?
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Those that inhabit my office, i.e. my coworkers.
Said Martians can be detected by listening for incessant laughter at boss's bad jokes, or at anything he says, or laughing at anything for that matter.
Creatures are also known to constantly smile and use exclamation points after every sentence. Every fucking sentence.
Me: You people are from another fucking planet.
Martians: GREAT!! HAHAHA!! LOL!!! : ) ;) THANKS!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Me: Seriously, what's wrong with you people?
Random Words:
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A Nintendo Core Band. There Really Good.
R.Borlax Is A Great Album From HORSE the band.
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A five piece "Nintendocore" band..
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Text messaging that is sexually motivated.
There are three grades of Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting):
Grade 1: Sext messages that serve a..
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A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy..
