What is Martijn?
1.
A Dutch name, originated from
The name itself is mostly given to people with either a fucking low IQ or a pedophile, and it is said that more than 90% of the people of The Netherlands is related to a pedophile.
A. "Why does he touch kids?"
B. "Oh, well, he's just being Martijn."
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2.
asslick, fuckface, shit, cuntdick, saliva licker, arsehole
martijn.......your a fucking cuntdick
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