Martijn

What is Martijn?


1.

A Dutch name, originated from Martin.

The name itself is mostly given to people with either a fucking low IQ or a pedophile, and it is said that more than 90% of the people of The Netherlands is related to a pedophile.

A. "Why does he touch kids?"

B. "Oh, well, he's just being Martijn."

See martin, pedophile, netherlands, pedo, jezus

2.

asslick, fuckface, shit, cuntdick, saliva licker, arsehole

martijn.......your a fucking cuntdick

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