Martin

What is Martin?


1.

A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis

that guy is quiet, but he's a martin

See marty, big dick, sexy, atractive

2.

Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!

Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin!

See martin, matin, know-it-all, clever, smart, smug

3.

An average asian, white,or other descents seen a God, he has the power to make any women cream at anytime and can make a lady squirt.

1. oh my god, Martin got me all wet.

2. Did you see what Martin did in bed?

See sex, average, cream, squirt, power

4.

Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!

Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin!

See martin, psychic, right, wrong

5.

The sexiess guy you will ever meet.. EVER.. trust me on this girls.. and guys.. i think? .. :D lol he's the awesomest/smexiess/smartest/cutest/perfectest/ person in the entire world<3

Aurora: Oh my gawd, I just fucked Martin last night.. it was perfect<3

Martin: muwahahaha:)

See sexy, perfect, awesome, smart, :d

6.

A guy who is totally lax obsessed. he is the epitome of a laxdork! Also a very funny guy who loves to be right about everything.

Friend: hey martin what are you doing after school?

Martin: I am probably going to play lax

See lax, laxdork, martin, dork, obsessed

7.

Another word for an uncircumcised European.

“did you see that martin the other day in the locker room..”

See m


16

Random Words:

1. when two gay guys have sex up the ass. Girls don't have it. Usually used as an insult. Hey, no hole-in-one-fun around me you homos..
1. The dramatic happy ending to a story. Every episode of the care bears has a daveeda See davita, daveda, anticlimax..
1. Being beaten in basketball by a team coached by Tom Izzo, whether he is at Michigan State University, or any other school/team he may co..