Martin Allen Edit Meaning

1. When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning. To perform the back end col..

1. When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her. who wants to eat this chili dog? See horny bastard..

1. n 1: A 39 year old(Carbon dating would suggest she surfaced in the Neolithic age) bored old housewife. Unhappy with her ho-hum drab life..