Martin Dew

What is Martin Dew?

A mixture of Vodka and Mountian dew. It only becomes "martin dew" when you are too drunk to pronounce "mountain"

"thsi marsrtin dewewee tastsdees aweseeomme"

Astroglide

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Bred Ymer

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Texas Double Pumper

1. to use both your hands while finger banging some slut in a pumping manner, four fingers mininmum. i gave that cunt sarah leader a texas..

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