What is Martin Douglas?
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A man with such a small penis that it is impossibe to even have sex. or MASturbate. usually dies within a 10 years because of being deprived of sex companionship.
Were did Martin douglas martin go and that twig of his
ohh hes in the ground down the road
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A combination of excessive alcohol and fast food you had eaten & drank not that long ago and then vomited up in a nearby gutter, doo..
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going in unprotected, not pulling out when you bust your nut, then praying you're not going to be a daddy
we didnt have any rubber..
