Martin Douglas

What is Martin Douglas?


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A man with such a small penis that it is impossibe to even have sex. or MASturbate. usually dies within a 10 years because of being deprived of sex companionship.

Were did Martin douglas martin go and that twig of his

ohh hes in the ground down the road

See retard, homo, flamer


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