What is Martin Douglas?
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A man with such a small penis that it is impossibe to even have sex. or MASturbate. usually dies within a 10 years because of being deprived of sex companionship.
Were did Martin douglas martin go and that twig of his
ohh hes in the ground down the road
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n. A fart with a lot of juice in it.
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The sexual practice of tying one's shoe string around the junk of a male partner like a Christmas bow and proceeding to go down on ..
