What is Martin Douglas?
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A man with such a small penis that it is impossibe to even have sex. or MASturbate. usually dies within a 10 years because of being deprived of sex companionship.
Were did Martin douglas martin go and that twig of his
ohh hes in the ground down the road
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usually yelled randomly in a large public setting to draw attention or to cause a random awkward silence.
*tom tries his luck at the cl..
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A highly obese, 350 pound man that bakes and owns a bagel shop. A man who has a horrible sweating problem, when he sweats it looks like..
