What is Martin Douglas?
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A man with such a small penis that it is impossibe to even have sex. or MASturbate. usually dies within a 10 years because of being deprived of sex companionship.
Were did Martin douglas martin go and that twig of his
ohh hes in the ground down the road
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A two-dicked watermelon.
Wtf? its a recognition!
Yeah man, do something!
I got a gun
(bang)
Ew i got recognition guts all over me
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Whale tails, fish tails, ass cleavages, butt cleavages...
Early VTs (visible thongs) were just an innocent bunch: VPLs= visible panty-l..
