What is Martin Douglas?
1.
A man with such a small penis that it is impossibe to even have sex. or MASturbate. usually dies within a 10 years because of being deprived of sex companionship.
Were did Martin douglas martin go and that twig of his
ohh hes in the ground down the road
See
Random Words:
1.
What you say to someone who you are in lovewith but you know that you will hurtor screw over, and would rather be miserable without them..
1.
NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (us..
