What is Martin Douglas?
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A man with such a small penis that it is impossibe to even have sex. or MASturbate. usually dies within a 10 years because of being deprived of sex companionship.
Were did Martin douglas martin go and that twig of his
ohh hes in the ground down the road
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A person who goes down to the pub with their friends carrying no money on them and lets everyone else buy them drinks.
This person will..
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A phrase used when someone thinks another person is being stingy or unfair.
Jimmy: Hey man, can I burrow two bucks for the bus?
Alex:..
