What is Martin Douglas?
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A man with such a small penis that it is impossibe to even have sex. or MASturbate. usually dies within a 10 years because of being deprived of sex companionship.
Were did Martin douglas martin go and that twig of his
ohh hes in the ground down the road
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A Person what lives in LEIGH ,LANCS ,UK
Due to the fact,its our local food, ie corned beef,potatoes,onions,anything you can lob in to a..
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A slang term for semen
Yo, I blasted my cock sludge all over this ho's nose!
See cum, sludge, cock, semen, jizz..
