Martin Ford

What is Martin Ford?

A term used to describe a fat loser with no mates. He usually gets errections over Tai Lady Boys and he fingers his own ass

Oh man, I saw a Martin Ford the other day. He had tranny porn on the t.v.

See martin, ford, dick, tranny, prick

[slit-stopper]

1. slang for a NuvaRing, a vaginal contraceptive When I take my slit-stopper out of the fridge, they make my cervix cold See birth contro..

Fanter

1. An amalgamation of the words that comprise the phrase "fantastic banter". FAN-tanstic ban-TER "Mate, that is fanter&quo..

Hippie Kit

1. Collection of paraphernalia used for the smoking of cannabis, e.g rizlas, roach, bag of weed, pipe screens and herb grinder. Usually ke..

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