Martin L. Gore

What is Martin L. Gore?


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rare breed of man. song writer, musician, crossdresser, s&m fan and supporter, singer, britishman with now good looking smile. he has curly fair hair, green eyes, and bronze skin. the word that comes to mind "pretty boy" once a free man now david gahan's slave. works long hours making music. the only nonvampire in depeche mode. in other words "poor baby"

DG: ok martin, heres your food and water for the week. now wheres my next song?

MLG: i'm sorry dave. i haven't been doing so well. i didn't finish it.

DG: oh martin, you know what happens when you don't complete things on time.

MLG: no i don't know.

DG: time for a whippin!


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