What is Martin L. Gore?
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rare breed of man. song writer, musician, crossdresser, s&m fan and supporter, singer, britishman with now good looking smile. he has curly fair hair, green eyes, and bronze skin. the word that comes to mind "pretty boy" once a free man now david gahan's slave. works long hours making music. the only nonvampire in depeche mode. in other words "poor baby"
DG: ok martin, heres your food and water for the week. now wheres my next song?
MLG: i'm sorry dave. i haven't been doing so well. i didn't finish it.
DG: oh martin, you know what happens when you don't complete things on time.
MLG: no i don't know.
DG: time for a whippin!
Random Words:
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While performing cunilingus you dab a 9-volt battery on the clitoris as the woman is having an orgasm.
Yo, Jimmy joined the 9-volt clic..
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when a woman's shirt doesn't fit right and it looks like she has two sets of boobs, one set on top of the other.
Lauren: Wow,..
