Martined

What is Martined?

When a very stressed out engineer takes a giant dumpin the ERC toilet, thus leaving streak marks in the toilet

Man I was really filled with shit and martined the toilet to hell.

See crap, streaks, poop, toilet

Jedi Jake

1. The Jacob version of a "Jack Of All Trades". "Jedi Jake" is the name given to a guy who is able to do any and all au..

Jockey's Breakfast

1. A ridein the morning Had for myself a jockey's breakfast this morning, it was quite pleasant! See jockey, breakfast, this, mornin..

Do Farts Have Lumps?

1. Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a f..

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