Martinedwards

What is Martinedwards?

violent woman beater from shrewsbury. Known for stabbing his female victims when they fail to wash up or engage in sexual intercourse with him

wash up and suck my nob or ur dead meat bitch

Zukiner

1. Wrapping a zucchini in glad wrap n shoving it up ur vagina. While i was cooking dinner i did a zukiner. 2. the best way to pleasure y..

Dry Sheet

1. Someone who obnoxiously needs to be the center of attention at a party or event. Opposite of: Wet Blanket. Jennie is such a dry sheet..

Got Ugly In My Eye

1. When someone sees something so hideous and heinous (usually a female skank, ho or jho) the viewer is said to have gotten ugly in their e..

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