Martinelli's

What is Martinelli's?

Ripoff apple cider. The bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!!

D00d, WTF? I bought 3 bottles of this stuff, and it's all gone, and dinner hasn't even started yet! w00t!

Seductified

1. Being seduced in the changeroom, while chatting nude! This has happened to all of us at one time or another, the person being seductifi..

French Frizzies

1. Something a riceboyordered at a local diner. The diner has since been torn down. Scrawny white riceboy: "I'll have french f..

Emergency Contact

1. to become serious enough in a relationship to list your partner as your contact person in case of an emergency on an official form. Guy..

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