Martinelli's

What is Martinelli's?

Ripoff apple cider. The bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!!

D00d, WTF? I bought 3 bottles of this stuff, and it's all gone, and dinner hasn't even started yet! w00t!

Flatso

1. A fat girl with small tits That flatso looks like my uncle Joe with long hair! 2. Fat chick, no boobs. Size 22 chick, "A"c..

Zuff

1. The sound that a zero makes going through life (zuffff....) Did you see those zuffs smoking weed down by the bridge? See loser, townie..

Emotarded

1. This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly Your singing is s..

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