Martinelli's

What is Martinelli's?

Ripoff apple cider. The bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!!

D00d, WTF? I bought 3 bottles of this stuff, and it's all gone, and dinner hasn't even started yet! w00t!

Kosheen

1. A crap band, they sold out on a DFS advert, a cheap shit furniture company I bought kosheens new album, you Twat!..

Csontos

1. Romancer of the young and fertile. Loves girls that are too young for high school. Often found in schoolyards in his van. Hey Csontos..

Emption

1. empty of emotion. like akon who sings only about guns drugs beazies and bling. cold. "i hate people and they hate me and i dont ca..

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