Martinelli's

What is Martinelli's?

Ripoff apple cider. The bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!!

D00d, WTF? I bought 3 bottles of this stuff, and it's all gone, and dinner hasn't even started yet! w00t!

Lololololololololololololololol

1. an expression used by n00bs to denote excessive lolness see: lol lololololololololololololololol See lol, lolol, lololol, lolololol..

Xylophone Buggery

1. When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone when somebody has sex with an xylophone lets go to a music lesson ill sit here o..

Mash And Tingle

1. A rare form of male masturbation involving a window sill and a feather. One places their johnson onto the window sill next to an open w..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Martinelli's Edit Meaning