Martinelli's

What is Martinelli's?

Ripoff apple cider. The bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!!

D00d, WTF? I bought 3 bottles of this stuff, and it's all gone, and dinner hasn't even started yet! w00t!

The Pipecleaner

1. where where you skeet in a girls mouth and then you tickle her till she laughs and the cum comes out of her nose my girlfriend was givi..

Musical Snowballing

1. The act of snowballing while playing music. The one who has the mass of cum in their mouth when the music stops must swallow. My girlfr..

Unsuckify

1. Removing the suckiness from your life. Let's unsuckify work by drinking on the job!..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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