Martinelli's

What is Martinelli's?

Ripoff apple cider. The bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!!

D00d, WTF? I bought 3 bottles of this stuff, and it's all gone, and dinner hasn't even started yet! w00t!

Hpoa

1. Stands for a Hot Peice Of Ass. Nice Pussy, A female with whom sexual intercourse is desired. A place to put your cock. That girl is a..

Food Bong

1. The act of consuming a large amount of food in a short period of time “I was late for work, so I had to food bong breakfast” “Dude my ..

Quorn Dawg

1. a non-meaty treat which looks like meat smells like shit and tastes nothing like meat! "excuse me... do u sell quorn dawgs here?&q..

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