Martinez

What is Martinez?

any period of sexual intercourse lasting five minutes or less

"so, Bob, what did you do last night?"

"well, Vanessa and I did not have time for full intercourse so we just had a martinez instead."

See quickie, sex, enjoyment, fun

short for Martini and easy, easy going but tough, passed on from generations to generations, funny but sarcastic.

Wow! Did you hear about Martinez? He was one tough guy but yet he is SO DANG FUNNY!

See funny, sarcastic, hilarious, tough, martini

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