What is Martini?
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Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.
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an alchoholic irish heavy metal comedy badass with split personality disorder
in the departed matt damon was a total martini in the departed
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when you stick your dick in somebodys mouth while they're asleep and stir it like a martini.
last night when my girlfriend was asleep, i gave her an awesome martini.
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A drink made with gin, vermouth, and an olive. Named after Martinez, California.
The good old bartender at Sweeney's
Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.
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A Martini is an alcoholic drink made classically with gin and vermouth and served with a green olive (when served with coctail onions the drink is called a "Gibson").
It is served chilled, often by ice in a specific shaker, then drained into the signature-style glass.
The ratio of the two liquids is 5:1 (traditionally, 2 and one half ounces of gin to half an ounce of vermouth) usually, though by changing this, a person can make the drink "drier" (more gin) or "wetter" (less gin) depending on his tastes.
Martinis can also be made with other alcoholic bases, the most common alternative to gin being vodka (often called a Vodka Martini, Vodkatini, or Kangaroo)
Other variations of the Martini centre around the inclusion of other alcohol or flavours in the drink.
Bill: Hey, want to go drinking tonight, you know, pick up a few foaties of Olde English 800?
Steve: Nah, that stuff sucks balls. Let's get some Martinis down at the bar.
Bill: Sweet.
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Nickname of Martin
In some schools, some just call a student named Martin "Martini".
Scott: Hi, Martini
Martin: STOP CALLING ME MARTINI! MY NAME IS MARTIN! Scott, Evil Man!
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to kick someone out of your bed mid-thrust
You're just not doing it for me, so.....you're getting martinied and you should just go back downtown.
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