Martini Homerun

What is Martini Homerun?


1.

The act of a male having intercourse with a female proceeded by said female licking the male's ass followed by anal sex with the female and then having her suck your dick until you are about to bust a nut at which time you pull out of her mouth and shoot your load as far across the room as possible. (never follow up with a kiss unless you are a real dirtbag)

Whoa buddy, I got a Martini Homerun last night and busted my nut right outta the park!!

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