What is Martini Mom?
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A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.
John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?
Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.
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oxymoron, as both have the same meaning.
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