What is Martini Mom?
1.
A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.
John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?
Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.
See
Random Words:
1.
Something or someone that has become maladroit, or is becoming maladroit.
Also can be something or someone that has become the victim o..
1.
a sandwich made out of dong
Z: What did your mom pack you for lunch?
E: A dong sandwich
Z: I'm so jealous, can i have a bite?
S..
1.
To spew out chunks of food from your mouth.
I watched some bestiality porn and it made me go mad chunk bustin'.
See puke, gross, ..
