What is Martini Mom?
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A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.
John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?
Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.
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A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.
You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II
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A flash chap who gets gash on tap.
(Taken from the term Flash Harry meaning someone who is a bit flash)
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