What is Martini Mom?
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A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.
John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?
Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.
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To forget what day it is.
you have a day off on friday and on saturday you think it is sunday.
You are disoriendated.
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used to express that someone has just done or said something stupid. often accompanied by a person snapping his or her fingers over the ..
