What is Martinize?
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What happens when a big, hairy man beats the shit out of you until it hurts so bad you kill yourself.
Andy: Dude, when I was playing football I was going to sack the quarterback and got martinized. The coach had to take me out back and kill me. Terry: Dude, that was me!
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