Martinoob

What is Martinoob?


1.

Kind of Martini, but it subcommunicates a lower value than an ordinary martini

Hell! This was a god damn fucking shitty martinoob, you should have put ice cube in the glass!!!

See martini, ice cube, shitty, glass


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