Martinsburg

What is Martinsburg?


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A small rural town located in Central Pennsylvania. This town is known for its agricultural lifestyle and small town charm. Also known as "The Cove". Martinsburg has only one red light, and a church on every corner. There are no bars or liquor stores. Graduates from the local High School are often mocked for their poor literary, mathematic, and spelling skills. Widely known for the "Ritchey's Dairy" parlor which proudly serves neighboring areas. A place where many young residents continue to reside and begin a family of their own. Often a place where some members will return to later in their adult years and seek refuge with their parents once again. Very well populated with cows.

"He has never seen a black man. He grew up in Martinsburg."

See cow tipping, small town, pennsylvania


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