What is Martock?
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a tiny little ski hill near windsor, nova scotia. the lack of vertical, real snow and just size in general makes martock the victim of many jokes.
known for 'the martock breakfast', snowboarders that hate skiers and 'the shack'.
martock is addictive, especially for the regulars and instructors, who never really seem to leave.
"what are the conditons like?"
"bullet proof surface with edge deep pow."
"martock is like my boyfriend/girlfriend. i can ride it all day and it's all that occupies my mind. i miss it when i'm away from it and i get jealous when other people spend time with it if i'm not there"
"seriously, catching 'the shack' is worse than a std"
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One that looks good from a far and does not look good up close
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A town in England
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