Martrylicious Edit Meaning

1. Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt. See also newted, pissedand As nissed as a pewt Look at ..

1. The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time. When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated f..

1. Really drunk and cannot get up I feel so Zambonied..... See drunk, intoxicated, drink, ice, hockey, drinking, alcohol..