Marts

What is Marts?


1.

Absolute sex beast, also likes to show off his 12 gauge

Jesus Marts, have a cold shower and put that beast away... Do you have a permit for that??

2.

The ancient god of Love, relevant in its time. Given to the chosen sons of this god, the name 'Marts' holds many secret powers

'This guys name is Marts'


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