Martucci Scale

What is Martucci Scale?


1.

Scale for rating members of the opposite sex. The scale goes from -32 to 8. Negitive numbers being the number of beer/drinks it would take to hook up with a girl (with 32 set as the number you would die from alcohol poisoning). Positive numbers being the number of times you'd "do" him/her after it started hurting (8 being the number that IT falls off)

(Tucci scale for short)

Guy 1:Dude what's Kelly on the Martucci Scale?

Guy 2: -5, she's kind of a butterface.

See butterface, scale, it


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