What is Marty Feldman?
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A description of a woman's breasts after undergoing a very poorly executed breast enhancement surgery, resulting in nipples that face in different directions - a la the deceased actor, Marty Feldman's eyes.
"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."
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When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.
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1. The art of mastering procrastination.
2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You..
