What is Marty Feldman?
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A description of a woman's breasts after undergoing a very poorly executed breast enhancement surgery, resulting in nipples that face in different directions - a la the deceased actor, Marty Feldman's eyes.
"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."
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