Martydom Gift

What is Martydom Gift?


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noun, adjective, and verb

Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper

Definition:

1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".

2. To fart before walking away from someone.

3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.

4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.

1. "Damn... that man..... he is a martydom gifter.

2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.

3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."

4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"

See shit, fart, queef, nigger, call of duty 4, noob, gift


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