Mary Hair

What is Mary Hair?

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

Elongation Factors

1. The measure of attractiveness of a female. A negative number demotes the recoliation of the testicles into the body cavity. That nasty..

Bottle Capping

1. When you stick your finger in a girls poon hole and pull it out fast to make a popping noise. "I was bottle capping with this girl..

Idrunk

1. purchsing music while your intoxicated usally horrible music dude i was "idrunking" last night now barbie girl and rico swav..

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