Mary Hair

What is Mary Hair?

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

Unfortunate Menses

1. 1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time. 2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and ..

Eastside Stomp

1. a walk used to *represent* the eastside in which a person slowly picks up one foot, waggles and shakes it as if it is heavy, stomps the ..

Douche Penis

1. A friend who has no better use in life other than to fill holes with his cock. After witnessing Cassius attempting to pick up a random ..

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