Mary Hair

What is Mary Hair?

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

Elljay

1. A long form of "LJ", the abbreviation for LiveJournal, an internet blogging site. Dude, she's totally addicted to elljay..

Laundry Math Anxiety

1. doubt over one's clothes malodorous aspect (in proportion to inability to smell ourselves as others do or to in-frequent laundromat..

Galupie

1. goopy; lacking a solid form; Man, that shiz was galupie...

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