Mary Hair

What is Mary Hair?

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

Malcaffinated

1. Not having had a sufficient amount of caffiene. This would be the much like being malnutritioned but for coffee drinkers. I am draggin..

Phaneuter

1. See definitions of the following phrases. Both combined can be used to describe phaneuter: fanooter; phanooter I can smell your stinky ..

You Aint Gon Believe This

1. How black people start off a lie to give them time to make something up. Joe: Aye bitch, where that money you owe me? Kenny: Man, you ..

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