Mary Hair

What is Mary Hair?

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

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