Mary Hair

What is Mary Hair?

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

Ziploc'd

1. shitfaced; extremely intoxicated; in the bag; wasted; Dude #1: Hey, what happened to you the other night, did you end up goin' out..

Ziploc Rodeo

1. When having sex, just as the female reaches climax the man throws a plastic bag over her head and rides the simultaneous action of orgas..

Powerfaded

1. Being extremely drunk/high/whatever. For when using the term "faded" just doesn't accurately describe how you're fee..

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