Mary Jane Gardener

What is Mary Jane Gardener?

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The ultimate name for the child of a stoner.

A pal of mine and I were completely shitfaced one time, and we were talking about names for some reason, and this one piece of shit we had to read in school. Something about this one chick who wanted to name herself Weed or something. He says, "Man, I'm naming my first kid Weed Grower or something.", and I sez, "How about Mary Jane Gardener?" and he sez "Dude! That's fuckin' perfect!"

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