Mary Ploppins

What is Mary Ploppins?

When a female performs oral sex on her male partner while she is on the toilet deficating.

Yo man that girl from the bar last night was freaky, I totally got a Mary Ploppins.

"Hey how did last night go?" "Two words bro; Mary Ploppins"

See reverse blumpkin, fellatio, defication, oral sex

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