What is Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag?


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An extremely loose and accomodating vagina with a greater capacity than one would imagine. Similar to the Disney character's apparently bottomless carryall, a Mary Poppins's carpet bag could potentially stow any number of objects of varying shapes and sizes.

I've heard of throwing a hotdog down a hallway, but that bitch's vagina had more room than Mary Poppins's carpet bag!

See wizard's sleeve, clown's pocket, loose vagina


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