Maryland Barracuda

What is Maryland Barracuda?


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when an old woman is performing fellatio on an old man and suffers a seizure causing her dentures to clamp down on his penis and her body wiggles around in a fish-out-of-water fashion.

"I caught Aunt Martha and Uncle Owen in the barn doin the maryland barracuda"

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