Maryland Crab Face

What is Maryland Crab Face?


1.

A facial structure commonly seen in females in Maryland, generally found from the Eastern Shore up to and including parts of Baltimore. Common facial features associated with the Maryland Crab Face include a rounded, bulbous nose, flaring nostrils, cold, dark eyes, fair skin that is reddened from repeated excessive sun exposure, and light-colored, often dyed, hair. Upon closer inspection, the face resembles that of a Chesapeake Bay crab.

That chicks body is good but you have to deal with that rough personality and her matching Maryland Crab Face.

See maryland, baltimoron


71

Random Words:

1. Used as a variation of the common "If there is grass on the playing field" used to determine if a girl is maature enough for s..
1. A Zentropist harnesses the potential for work and creativity available within a system and through enlightened application of knowledge ..
1. The most lethal weapon to ever be placed on this... thingamawhatsit. Meggie and Sashi have a lemon grenade. I am afraid to speak to the..