Maryland Lemonade

What is Maryland Lemonade?


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A sexual position in which a male acts as if he is about to ejaculate into his partner's vagina/mouth/ass, but instead urinates into the orifice instead.

Dude, last night I pulled a Maryland Lemonade on my girlfriend... I ended up sleeping on the couch for a week.


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