Maryland Oven Roast

What is Maryland Oven Roast?


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When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.

Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?

Harun Ali: Why dog?

Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.

Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!

See roast, shit


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